I’m not going to be the girl you marry.
I’ll be the memory you have when you propose to her. As you slide that ring on her finger you’ll think about that time we got dressed in our swankiest threads and had a horrible time at that party so we came back home and sat in an empty bath tub drinking whiskey outta the bottle talking about our childhood dreams.

I’m not going to be the girl you marry. I’ll be that memory whenever you and her get in an argument. you’ll recall our first fight and the endless glares and icy tones. Repetition of words like RESPECT and WHY rung through the stillness of the air. We almost ended that night. Thankfully you stopped me from walking out of that door.

I’m not going to be the girl you marry. I’ll be that memory when you have your first child. When you and your wife are picking out names you’ll remember our talk about our future. Our apartment layout and first pet. A dog named Pascal because I’m allergic to cats.

I’m not going to be the girl you marry. I’ll be the girl you fall for when you are too young to understand what falling really is. You’ll fuck up and lose me. You won’t realize it until a while later. But when you do, you’ll think about me everyday. Forever.

you’ll miss me- jlw (via burgundythoughts)

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notyrqueer:

smilingvibes:

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

Breathing out longer than you breathe in actually activates your parasympathetic nervous system!
Anxiety is your sympathetic nervous system (“fight or flight”) setting off all the alarms, while breathing like this will set the parasympathetic system (“rest and digest”) into action shutting off the alarms and settling your nerves.
Other things that help: laughing, checking out what’s going on around you (moving head and eyes to orient to your surroundings), getting curious about something.
Take care, be safe.

notyrqueer:

smilingvibes:

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

Breathing out longer than you breathe in actually activates your parasympathetic nervous system!

Anxiety is your sympathetic nervous system (“fight or flight”) setting off all the alarms, while breathing like this will set the parasympathetic system (“rest and digest”) into action shutting off the alarms and settling your nerves.

Other things that help: laughing, checking out what’s going on around you (moving head and eyes to orient to your surroundings), getting curious about something.

Take care, be safe.

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oreo:

Wanna snack in style? Try giving your ice cream luxurious Oreo Curls. Courtesy of Ideas in Food. Get the Oreo Snack Hack here.

mochacafe:

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tonedbellyplease:

BANANA ICE CREAM. How do you make it?

  1. Slice up your bananas.
  2. Throw ‘em in the freezer until icy and cold.
  3. Blend blend blend.
  4. Add just a splash of milk.
  5. Devour.

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jack-frost-froze:

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

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I LEARNED A THING

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-foodporn:

Cupcake Puppy Chow
holly-go-brightly:

'Whit's Knit' Hedgehog Knitting Pattern - The Purl Bee
What an adorable hedgehog - I have a friend who would love one of these for her birthday, which is in July so I should probably get started! You will not find a slower knitter.

holly-go-brightly:

'Whit's Knit' Hedgehog Knitting PatternThe Purl Bee

What an adorable hedgehog - I have a friend who would love one of these for her birthday, which is in July so I should probably get started! You will not find a slower knitter.

isnerdy:

nolanslifeisaverage:

caracalfeathers:

Marzipan Smaug atop a treasure of golden sprinkles and rich chocolate souffle.  As fun to eat as he was to make!

WHAT THE FUCK.

Want!

becomegorgeous:

The ugly Christmas sweater is taken to a whole new level and morphs into a Christmas tree

becomegorgeous:

The ugly Christmas sweater is taken to a whole new level and morphs into a Christmas tree

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